Do NOT Read This

“Do NOT read this!!” says the subject line of the email.

“What in the world?” you ask yourself, as you click on your new piece of mail.

“Now it’s too late!!” reads the first line. “You have been visited by the Ghost Girl of Lost Soles!

“If you don’t forward this to 7 freinds by Midnight Tonight, she will find u in ur sleep and Kill U!”

Hey there.

Hey there.

“Fucking Christ,” you scowl, as you delete the email mindlessly.

You’re mildly irritated. Why is that, exactly? We can find a few reasons.

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